 - Last login: 3 hours agoJustintoxicated
- Justintoxicated is a 27 year old single guy from Broken Rape Whistle, Massachusetts, USA.
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- Member since Nov 12, 2007
I defended your freedom of choice during the great cola wars, you little bastards. Coca cola threw me in a camp and taste tested on me but they'll deny it, just like they denied the RC Cola-Caust. Oh the horrible things I've seen, pepsi clear, the new coke, diet tab all abominations of cola-tude. there's nothing soft about soft drinks. Okay by now you've established I'm a total ass, thank you and goodnight
please vote for my articles below also I'm pervert and a comedy writer.
I'm like that mean old whiskey drinking uncle of yours who was only nice to you right before he touched you inappropriately.
I also write, run, and produce all content for a news satire site called "The Daily American" (linked below)
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